Terms of Service (that are actually fun)
Welcome to the only Terms of Service you’ll ever read twice. By using our platform, you’re not just agreeing to the usual legal mumbo jumbo—you’re joining the league of high-performing psychiatry practices ready to rocket revenue and kick bloated tech stacks out the door. Seriously, your old software won’t miss you.
Acceptable use? It’s simple: Use our service to make your practice more profitable, less confusing, and minimally dramatic. Abusing our platform for evil (or for compiling unnecessarily complex tech diagrams) is frowned upon. We even throw in a backup plan if your office manager leaves for a year-long yodeling retreat—seamless handoff, zero tears.
We run lean, keep it simple, and help you scale. No VC overlords needed. In the event of a dispute, we’ll try to resolve it amicably over coffee (decaf, to keep things civil). If you must involve lawyers, know that you’ll have more visibility into the legal process than you ever did with your practice’s cashflow—now improved, thanks to us. 🎉